MSchulz Cartoons

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Cartoon by M Schulz of two whales in a recording studio with one whale using a microphone, and a man talking on the phone saying, "Bobby! Baby! I found that new sound you’ve been looking for and it’s absolutely gonna’ put you to sleep!"
A cartoon by M Schulz shows three men hanging from dungeon walls, with skeletons on the ground. Two prisoners look confused watching the other who is singing, 'All you need is love...'
Cartoon by M Schulz shows a trash can speaking on stage with large TED letters behind it. The caption reads, "And that's the moment we have to ask ourselves: 'Am I a trash can or am I a trash can't?"
Black and white cartoon by MSchulz of three vampires holding black parasols. The first two vampires look identical in their long sleek black capes. The third vampire looks like a bunchy mess as he says, "Linen!" I thought. You know, for summer."
A black and white cartoon, signed by "M. Schulz", showing a man in Renaissance-style clothing dramatically posing with a skull held at arm's length, reminiscent of Hamlet. In the background, a gravedigger stands with his shovel. Hamlet says, "Ew."
A cartoon by M Schulz shows a dog wearing glasses and a beret reading a script beside a person lying on a bed, who appears to be waking up. The caption reads, "And then your line is quite simply, 'I’m up. I’m up. Let’s go walkies.'"
A cartoon by M Schulz shows a person sitting on the floor typing on a smartphone near a window and some houseplants. The caption reads: 'Sorry I can’t make it today! Laying low at home reading a book about the importance of connection.'
A cartoon by M Schulz shows a small child in pajamas, screaming as a large, monstrous creature with swirling wings covered in teeth appears in their bedroom. The caption reads, "Biblically Accurate Tooth Fairy."
A cartoon by M Schulz. Two cats casually chatting in a hallway. Nearby, a dog looks stunned, holding himself up on the wall with one paw. The caption reads, 'He crossed the line, so I finally told him what his precious bully sticks actually are.'
A cartoon by M Schulz.
A cartoon by M Schulz.
A cartoon by M Schulz.
A cartoon by M Schulz.
A cartoon by M Schulz.
A cartoon by M Schulz.
A cartoon by M Schulz shows a mermaid with a harp sitting on a rock, singing into a microphone with curtains in the background. The caption underneath reads, "So this next song is also about how I sing people to death."
A cartoon by M Schulz.
A cartoon by M Schulz.